Procrastination 101

Hello everyone,

My dissertation is due this week so obviously I decided to do everything other than sit and type the night away. Here are a few pointers which will help you reach your full potential, procrastination- wise.

1. Clean your room compulsively.

2. Snigger at the “student of the year” sash hanging on the cupboard.

3. Make 4^th cup of coffee.

4. Watch Season 5 of 30 Rock.

5. Wonder why they stopped making 30 Rock.

6. Declare that “Liz Lemon is my future self” for the 50^th time this year.

7. Update status on Facebook stating that you are procrastinating.

8. Sing the Cheesy Blasters song:

You take a hot dog
Stuff it with some jack cheese
Fold it in a pizza
You’ve got Cheesy Blasters

9. Eat a second dinner in the middle of the night.

10. Justify it by thinking, “well, hobbits eat a lot so this is basically research”.

11. Text everyone.

12. Grumble about writer’s block.

13. Tear up looking at your blog which has been abandoned since December.

14. Apply a 3th coat of nail paint. The maroon colour looks like a muddy brown now.

15. Calculate the days till Finals. 

16. Try not to have a nervous breakdown. 

17. Eat a spoonful of cheese singing Liz Lemon’s “Working on my night cheese!”

18. Look up the word “ubiquitous” for the 354^th time. It means “present everywhere”.

19. Promptly forget its meaning. 

20. Read number 18 again.

21. Text more people.

22. It is now midnight. Think “I will give my 100% to my dissertation starting tomorrow.”

23. Laugh.

24. Laugh harder.

25. Laughter then turns into incessant sobbing.

 Moo x