I Never Complain

Hello everyone,

Underneath a cool as a cucumber and youthful appearance, a twenty- something year old girl with no other work accepts that she is secretly a fossil. Very willingly, she told me about all of her complaints against the big, bad world as she offered me hard candy and cleaned her glasses.

How To Complete a Dissertation in a Week: A Foolproof Guide for a Dawdling Mind

Hello everyone,

I am not what you might call a stickler to deadlines and rules, procrastinate and escape is pretty much the motto I live by. So when it came to writing (and finishing) a full length dissertation, I knew that I was pretty much… something that rhymes with mucked. Our professors weren’t bothered with “original material” as long as we turned it in before the semester ended but our class decided to take the high road and submit non-plagiarized work.

The entire process was full of struggles such as explaining to my Department Head that I did not make up "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings" and that they are indeed real novels. Books were waved about, tempers flared and I emerged victorious.

Ha!

This is a how-to for the chronic put off-ers and the lag behind-ers, who will, for sure, not start on their dissertation till the very last, desperate moment: