Hello everyone,
Underneath a cool
as a cucumber and youthful appearance, a twenty- something year old girl with
no other work accepts that she is secretly a fossil. Very willingly, she told
me about all of her complaints against the big, bad world as she offered me hard candy and cleaned her glasses.
- Grammar Nazis.
(Please buy yourself a life.)
- “I like
cleanliness which means I have OCD and I’m so quirky! Likemelikemelikeme!”
-The
word, “friendzone”.
- This
<insert a lackluster photo of a naked celebrity> LITERALLY broke the
internet.
- Articles
starting with "So-and-so-celebrity does NOT look like this anymore"
- Articles
like "you know you are an ambivert with two eyes who lives in Asia and
drinks milk when you do the following unexciting things".
- Articles
along the lines of "wait for the boy who sweeps you off your feet".
- Dubsmash
- Dubstep
- The
Kardashian/ Jenner clan
- Treating
Caitlin Jenner like the bravest person since the girl who first tried on polka
dots.
- Gym selfies.
- Selfie sticks.
(I really will smack you with it before
you poke someone’s eye out.)
- "I just
bought a DSLR camera so I am now a world class photographer. Do it without auto mode?
I don't understand..."
- "I AM a
model"
- "I AM a
writer"
- "I am
vegan now."
- "Still
a better story than Twilight." (This
joke is very 5 years ago.)
- #bae
#nofilter #Iluvyoubae #mwah #frendz_fur_life #idontknowhowhastagswork
- Political
correctness, also known as bitching about everything under the sun because fuck
freedom of speech, that’s why.
- "I hate
men! God, I am such a feminist. Off to burn my bra now."
- Meninism
- Real girls
have curves.
- Kale is a
super-food. No, avocado is a super-food.
- Your skinny
jeans will kill you. (They won’t kill you
unless you are a size 32 trying to fit into a size 24.)
- People who
start the conversation with a killer ice breaker: “you are fat now.” (Well, you are ugly.)
- People
whining and making lists about other people whining.
Moo x
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